We're going to save China

Consumption is high;
gratitude is low.
Don’t worry,
I’ve got the disillusionment
at the ready.
I love you.
I love you.
I love you, China.

I love my new flip phone.
It’s got studded diamonds
and a neat ringtone.
Don’t worry,
we’re going to save China.
I love my new flip phone.
It’s got cartoon keychains
and a neat ringtone.
Don’t worry,
we’re going to save China.

One day I will write an American Sonnet.
One day the words will come out of me.
One day I will think for myself.
One day we will save China.

Don’t worry,
don’t worry,
don’t worry about China.
Today I woke up and it was a good day.
Rays of sun filtered through my window
and then over on my nightstand I saw
my new flip phone, rhinestones sparkling in the light.
I knew it was a good day.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, China.
Don’t worry about a thing.