very few peopul
realize ths but altho yu have 5 or 6
billyum peopul walking around beleeving

that tomatoez ar red they ar
actually blu  nd ar sprayd
red to make ther apperance
consistent with peopuls beleef

i was whuns inside th
largest tomato spraying plant
in th world with binoculars nd
camoflage material all ovr me

nd ive got th pictures to proov it
oranges uv corz ar not orange nor ar lemons
lemon color  its all a marage  it

was decreed what color things
wud b at th beginning nd then
theyve bin colord that
way evr since

it adds to th chemicals nd artifishulness uv everything
we eet tho did yu know what oranges
ar actually a discouraging off
color

i was luky really to get
out uv th tomatao factoree alive
th tomatoez wer really
upset to b xposed

Bill Bisset (b. 1939)